The Monster X Truck show is coming to Redwood Acres tonight. Kate is going to be out of town tonight attending one of her society ladies, do-gooder, service organization, curing the world of medical and educational ills kind of deals. I may just sneak into Redwood Acres, plunk down my $20 bucks and get my fully-blown Redneck on. As much scoffing as there is bound to be over the environmentally destructive, testosterone-fueled, crotch-tingling, noise-polluting, metal-mashing mayhem from alternate transportation enthusiasts, tonight's display of low-brow monster truck wonder will absolutely pack the grandstands at the fairgrounds.
Or maybe I'll attend Ferndale After Five with the wine-guzzling, art-gawking, hors d'oeuvre-noshing cultured hoi polloi instead. During fair week, I expect this event also to be very well attended.
Hmmmm, whatever event I choose, Kate is sure to be quite jealous.