Friday, January 27, 2012

Camping: Kate & Spence Style
















Kate and Spence are going camping this weekend.  They'll take in the great outdoors, commune with nature, call out to their inner John Muirs.   And they hope like Hell there is a good "Husband kills Wife mystery" on one of the satellite channels or Kate's weekend will be nearly ruined.  Already, she'll be roughing it by having to walk in her bare feet the few steps to the unnatural hot springs spa near her cot for a rejuvenating soothing soak.    Spence has been taking on extra sessions of Jazzercise in order to be fit enough to hike the great distance from the trailhead with Tucker the dog all the way to the campsite.  They say it may be as much as 0.00745645431 miles all tolled.


Their secret campground?  Oh, no.  True seekers of primeval solitude never divulge their secret wilderness locations.  Soon, others will discover this  bastion of natural solace and they'll have none of that.    Ok, if you must know:  Kate's Hideaway

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.word-detective.com/2008/04/11/all-told/

Ernie Branscomb said...

K & S, I like your style!

Kate said...
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Kate said...

Dear Anonymous,
Thank you for the link to the Word Master...new favorite site! I love any chance to give Spence crap for misuse of our language. (and he wrote it while I was away at an all-day meeting out of town and I just now had an opportunity to read it...YOU TOTALLY ROCK!)

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