What in the Hell is that green thing devouring our garden filled with art. It's a monster and it will not stop growing. We didn't plant them. They appeared out of nowhere and threaten to spoil our non-vegetation outdoor art display. But, rather than kill them, we're going to watch them. If they produce a bounty of edible items, we'll celebrate.
What is it? Cucumber? Zuccini? Cantaloupe? Pumpkin?