"Mom, who is that old lady?". "That's your Great-Aunt Kate, dear, she's, well, she's your, um...she's your Spinster Aunt. Remember how I told you she decided she didn't need a man. But, we haven't given up hope."
"And, that old man over there...who is he?" Well, son, that's Great-Uncle Spence. He was married long, long ago... Now, he lives in the Mother-in-Law unit he calls, The Villa"
Kate, oh my God, they're talking about us!